Jesus Saves
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he doesn’t know a note.
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he doesn’t know a note.
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he doesn’t know a note.
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!
CHORUS:
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!
Optional Verses:
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he’s nailed upon the cross;
Jesus don’t need flour, cause he lays the trail in blood;
Jesus won’t come hashing because Judas pissed him off;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he’s only got 12 friends;
Jesus can’t go hashing, he’s got shiggy on his head;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause his wood is just too big;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause his dad knows all the trails;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause his wife is such a whore;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause his mom was such a slut;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he turns our beer to wine;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause the flour falls through his hands;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause the Jew won’t pay 5 bucks;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he’s stuck behind a rock;
Jesus can't go hashing, cause he's "Too Busy" getting nailed;
The pack can’t catch Jesus, cause he runs across the lake;
All the girls love Jesus, cause they know he’ll cum again;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he only knows one whore;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he’s mowing my front lawn;
Mary was a virgin - yeah we've heard that one before;
Mary was a virgin, cause anal doesn't count;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause the motherfucker’s dead;
Last before the end
Jesus can't go hashing, cause he never did exist.
Ending Chorus (Kneeling Down)
Jesus we’re only kidding.
Jesus we’re only kidding.
Jesus we’re only kidding.
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he doesn’t know a note.
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he doesn’t know a note.
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!
CHORUS:
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!
Optional Verses:
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he’s nailed upon the cross;
Jesus don’t need flour, cause he lays the trail in blood;
Jesus won’t come hashing because Judas pissed him off;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he’s only got 12 friends;
Jesus can’t go hashing, he’s got shiggy on his head;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause his wood is just too big;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause his dad knows all the trails;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause his wife is such a whore;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause his mom was such a slut;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he turns our beer to wine;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause the flour falls through his hands;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause the Jew won’t pay 5 bucks;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he’s stuck behind a rock;
Jesus can't go hashing, cause he's "Too Busy" getting nailed;
The pack can’t catch Jesus, cause he runs across the lake;
All the girls love Jesus, cause they know he’ll cum again;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he only knows one whore;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause he’s mowing my front lawn;
Mary was a virgin - yeah we've heard that one before;
Mary was a virgin, cause anal doesn't count;
Jesus can’t go hashing, cause the motherfucker’s dead;
Last before the end
Jesus can't go hashing, cause he never did exist.
Ending Chorus (Kneeling Down)
Jesus we’re only kidding.
Jesus we’re only kidding.
Jesus we’re only kidding.
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves