Old Brown Cow
The old brown cow went pffftz up against the wall,
Pffftz up against the wall, pffftz up against the wall,
The old brown cow went pffftz up against the wall,
And the wall was covered in shit, shit, shit!
Pffftz up against the wall, pffftz up against the wall,
The old brown cow went pffftz up against the wall,
And the wall was covered in shit, shit, shit!