Yogi Bear
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
CHORUS:
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo. . .
Boo-Boo has a girlfriend, Cyndi, Cyndi. . .
Yogi has a girlfriend, Suzi, Suzi...
Cyndi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly. . .
Cyndi wears crotchless undies, Teddy, Teddy. . .
Cyndi likes it on the ice, Polar, Polar. . .
Suzi likes it up the rear, Dirty, Dirty. . .
Suzi's boyfriend has no teeth, Gummi, Gummi. . .
Suzi's snatch it smells like cheese, Camen, Camen,
Suzi she has great big tits, More than, More than (I can bear). . .
Suzi gets four bits an hour, Jingle, Jingle. . .
Cyndi's tampon has no string, Cotton, Cotton. . .
Yogi didn't use a condom, Daddy, Daddy. . .
Boo-Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala. . .
Boo-Boo has a twelve-inch cock, Cindi's a lucky bear...
Boo-Boo's only three feet tall, Yogi's a lucky bear...
Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, brown. . .
Yogi got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy. . .
Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker. . .
Yogi also likes young boys, Poofter, Poofter. . .
Cindi has a girlfriend, Klondike, Klondike. . .
Yogi likes to roll his own, Smoky, Smoky. . .
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger . . .
Ranger Smith lives by himself, Wanker Wanker. . .
Yogi uses condoms, Clever, Clever. . .
Boo-Boo pokes holes in them, Naughty, naughty. . .
Cindy gets what she deserves, Pregnant, Pregnant. . .
Yogi he has HIV, Goodbye, Dying, Dying . . .
Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
CHORUS:
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo. . .
Boo-Boo has a girlfriend, Cyndi, Cyndi. . .
Yogi has a girlfriend, Suzi, Suzi...
Cyndi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly. . .
Cyndi wears crotchless undies, Teddy, Teddy. . .
Cyndi likes it on the ice, Polar, Polar. . .
Suzi likes it up the rear, Dirty, Dirty. . .
Suzi's boyfriend has no teeth, Gummi, Gummi. . .
Suzi's snatch it smells like cheese, Camen, Camen,
Suzi she has great big tits, More than, More than (I can bear). . .
Suzi gets four bits an hour, Jingle, Jingle. . .
Cyndi's tampon has no string, Cotton, Cotton. . .
Yogi didn't use a condom, Daddy, Daddy. . .
Boo-Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala. . .
Boo-Boo has a twelve-inch cock, Cindi's a lucky bear...
Boo-Boo's only three feet tall, Yogi's a lucky bear...
Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, brown. . .
Yogi got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy. . .
Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker. . .
Yogi also likes young boys, Poofter, Poofter. . .
Cindi has a girlfriend, Klondike, Klondike. . .
Yogi likes to roll his own, Smoky, Smoky. . .
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger . . .
Ranger Smith lives by himself, Wanker Wanker. . .
Yogi uses condoms, Clever, Clever. . .
Boo-Boo pokes holes in them, Naughty, naughty. . .
Cindy gets what she deserves, Pregnant, Pregnant. . .
Yogi he has HIV, Goodbye, Dying, Dying . . .