Chicago
Melody:The Bear Went Over the Mountain
CHORUS:
I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work there anymore.
A woman came in for a computer (a computer from the store)
A computer she wanted; my Wang she got, and I don't work there anymore.
AND: a woman came in for a:
doughnut - glazed she wanted. cream filled she got
elevator - my shaft
carpet - laid
spring - BOINGed
screwdriver - screwed
hammer - nailed
T-bone - my boneless round
carpet - pile she wanted, shagged she got
gun - banged
nylons - hosed
floppy disk - my hard drive
velvet - felt
liquor - lick her I did
bolts - my nuts
sailors - semen
plastic - rubbers
plumbing - my pipe
pipe - hosed
stockings - hosing
liquid Plumber -pipes cleaned
canned ham - porked
gift wrapping - butter - spread
seafood - lobster , crabs
Kit Kat, 4 fingers
CHORUS:
I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work there anymore.
A woman came in for a computer (a computer from the store)
A computer she wanted; my Wang she got, and I don't work there anymore.
AND: a woman came in for a:
doughnut - glazed she wanted. cream filled she got
elevator - my shaft
carpet - laid
spring - BOINGed
screwdriver - screwed
hammer - nailed
T-bone - my boneless round
carpet - pile she wanted, shagged she got
gun - banged
nylons - hosed
floppy disk - my hard drive
velvet - felt
liquor - lick her I did
bolts - my nuts
sailors - semen
plastic - rubbers
plumbing - my pipe
pipe - hosed
stockings - hosing
liquid Plumber -pipes cleaned
canned ham - porked
gift wrapping - butter - spread
seafood - lobster , crabs
Kit Kat, 4 fingers